Funny thread.
The biggest trolling will be if Elektron HQ launch a new mystery product line that turns out to be a kitchen. With Hector giving cooking tutorials on how to make the perfect meatball - with lines like "I have eaten things you people wouldn't believe.." or "Hmm, kind of standard tasting."
Also, my theory says, this is DEFINITELY someone's girlfriend/wife (or ex) that's doing this. There's no other explanation. I don't know what you guys have done to piss off your ladies that much, I suggest for the next few months start wearing that freaking apron every day, even when you're on top of your lovely OT/A4 cooking beats, and let's see if this carries on. I bet you it'll stop.