According to a mole, who managed to penetrate the Eleckron maximum security wing for 'clinically brilliant but evangelically optimistic elite' individuals, the new unit is the AME-101.
AME, short for Automatic Mood Elevator, comes supplied with two probes & a wide selection of colourful sticking plasters, (some of which glow in the dark-NICE), these are of course affixed to the temple lobes & monitor brain wave activity! The up shot of all this, & here comes the clever part, is that as you manipulate the Trinity, the AME-101 swiftly dispenses a suitable tonic at the precise moment your body craves it! Most of the EU/USA/Canada etc. will have access to say a Martini at 4pm, Jack & Coke at 11pm or indeed a fully leaded Jager bomb in the wee hours but the Netherlands take the proverbial biscuit because, due to local bylaws, they'll be allowed to utilize the optional AME-Supergrade. This wonder of modern engineering has the added advantage of being able to administer a herbal option, everything from seasoned cookies to a full blown bong is on the cards! The unit Is so advanced in fact that it's even capable of conjuring an extremely attractive nubile brunette who's only purpose in life is to provide at blowback, (I said 'blowBACK), at the opportune moment. Rumour has it that this latter option is only available to senior members of staff at present & that they are pursuing all avenues of experimentation with the utmost vigor!!!
