As for my handle: I don't know why but I find the term slacks, meaning pants or trousers, to be amusing in a throwback to another generation kind of way. Make them ill-fitting and polyester and the hilarity just doesn't stop. I'm sure you're all with me on this.
There's my domain, zoozither, which is taken from a Seussian game played in Whoville (Zoo-Zither-Carzay).
I have another one I haven't busted out yet but I've got the domain ready if I come up with the music that I think would fit.