i feel like i'll be able to begin sifting through the roots of the present (or perhaps the dawn of time, Jyoti? :-o JK!!)
-MI can't be the oldest on here...
...can I?
Ah, arse it! I actually enjoy being a grumpy old bloke. There's so much to grumble about:
"Call these pots? In my day the pots were made out of BAKELITE and COAL!"
"Where's the wooden end cheeks? I'm not buying a bloody synth with no wood on it!"
"Oooh, me lumbago!"
And so on and so forth...
:-D