Elektron-Users

TOS wrote:
Funny thread.

The biggest trolling will be if Elektron HQ launch a new mystery product line that turns out to be a kitchen. With Hector giving cooking tutorials on how to make the perfect meatball - with lines like "I have eaten things you people wouldn't believe.." or "Hmm, kind of standard tasting."

Also, my theory says, this is DEFINITELY someone's girlfriend/wife (or ex) that's doing this. There's no other explanation. I don't know what you guys have done to piss off your ladies that much, I suggest for the next few months start wearing that freaking apron every day, even when you're on top of your lovely OT/A4 cooking beats, and let's see if this carries on. I bet you it'll stop.

funny stuff TOS! Revenge of the p'o'ed wives/gf's hahaha.

Definitely someone in this thread must have done something completely unacceptable. [*]

Like, she made for you lovely, succulent bangers & cheddar mash with state-of-the-art veggie gravy and you were complaining it wasn't EQ'd properly.

Or left you a pizza on your desk, and you tried to parameter lock it, failed, then emailed her a bug report.

Whoever it was, a) it's ok, you can tell us, b) there's a way to make up for it: start with wearing a goddamn apron.

([*] Actually, a guy I used to know, terrible at English and big fan of hip-hop/d'n'b, went in to McDonald's once and ordered an "*MC* Chicken"! True story! )

Why do I get the feeling those real imaginative smartists don't like it if you be kitchin' ?
On the other hand, if they are so enthusiastic about it, it must be one bitchin' kitchin'

I actually have my gear setup on kitchen cart!

My studio is setup for standing and it works really well....

It was supposed to be testing in May and launching in June, but I guess it is the lowest priority right now. I have a request in for an update, usually they are fairly quick to respond about this.