Mine is my real name
Daren - An african american name meaning born at night, fitting because I was born at midnight, spelt with one r, as opposed to the welsh spelling Darren which means hill or land and is actually a different name, the pronounciation is different too. Daren should be pronounced Dare-en unlike Darren which is pronounced to rhyme with barren, but everyone pronounces it like the welsh version which doesn't bother me.
Ager - rhymes with major, a very old anglo saxon name meaning prosperity or fortune, often mis pronounced to rhyme with bagger, which is kind of dumb, when you think of how you pronounce age. Again it does not bother me, but my wife hates it when mis pronounced and corrects people almost before they have finished the second syllable